There once was a man in a happy marriage, save for one aspect - his member was so sizable he could not fully insert himself into his wife without causing her pain. One night, this frustration boiled over, and he headed out to find a bordello - surely, if he was to find a woman to accommodate his size, it would be there. As he walks into the parlor, he eyes a man behind the counter and tells him his troubles. The man says, "Well, that's a pickle, but I'm Harold, the janitor. You want to speak with Helga, the Headmistress," pointing to the side.
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These jokes have been available for a while at the bottom of each page, selected at random. Warning: some of them are quite crude. A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it. Why does the bride always wear white?
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Previous post Next post. Dating a girl a while back, we'd been together five years or so, when I cross paths with another woman, beautiful - and a huge jolt of electricity positively rippled between us. There was astonished looks from me, her and her friend who was with her - it was palpable, undeniable.
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