And while some might argue that even going to a strip club in the first place is a pretty bad decision, the fact of the matter is: there are some in every state , and they're definitely worth visiting. The only quicker way to have your identity stolen is by replying to that email from the deposed Prince of Nigeria. Yes, at some of the country's finer clubs, a little eighth-grade-style groping is actually initiated by the dancers and part of the lap-dance experience. Unless your first name is "Giant Bag Of" and your last name is "Cash," she's not. Worst case scenario, you're explaining to your girlfriend how you got a broken jaw playing poker with the guys.